
"It pulls your ears off."
Coming soon to a HoloScreen near you:
A lone terrorist pilot is brought to justice, or a frozen grave, by the courageous Empire after being abandoned during the retreat of the Rebel Alliance from Hoth.
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Imperial War Bonds are a non-refundable grant to purchase war materiel for the Imperial war machine to crush the rebellion once and for all and should not be confused for an investment opportunity. Imperial War Bonds are not a collateralized debt obligation. In fact, the only collateral involved in Imperial War Bonds is the collateral damage imposed on those who allow themselves to be used as shields by the rebellion, or otherwise innocent bystanders.