Showing posts with label Public Service Announcement. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Public Service Announcement. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

The True Face of the Rebellion

Count Dooku of Serenno, leader of the Confederacy of Independent Systems, and inspiration for the so-called 'Rebel Alliance'

IMPERIAL CENTER (CORUSCANT) - As the rebellion in the Mid and Outer Rim heats up, as does an illness when one's antibodies are busy destroying the disease, it is well to remember the legacy of separatism and rebellion against the legitimate order.

The Commission for the Preservation of the New Order (COMPNOR) reminds loyal citizens of the true face of the Rebellion. While the Rebel propagandists spread lies of alleged Imperial misdeeds, the Rebellion is merely the latest incarnation of a separatist movement against galactic order and stability.

This movement, one of aliens and droids, duped into following the dictates of industrialists and financiers, such as the Trade Federation, the Corporate Alliance and the InterGalactic Banking Clan, was once the scourge of the galaxy. Under the leadership of the plutocratic Jedi-Master Count Dooku of Serenno, the separatists waged a bloody war against the legitimate authority in the galaxy.

With the rhetoric of smaller government, less taxation, less central control, Dooku mounted a war of genocide and atrocity against the good people of the Core Worlds. With nice-sounding words, he begat the greatest reign of terror and exploitation in a thousand years.

The Rebellion is no different. With Incom Corporation, the manufacturer of the deadly X-Wing fighter, as one of the its corporate backers, the Rebellion is recreating the separatists' modus operandi.

In truth, there is no search for freedom and justice, merely greater profits for the manufacturers of war matériel, and the instruments of death and destruction.

Thankfully, most loyal citizens of the Empire can see through this ruse - this cynical attempt to create a regime in which corporations and banks, with their alien and droid stooges, undermine everything that galactic civilization has attempted to build up over the millennia since the Ruusan Reformation, and the decades since the establishment of the New Imperial Order.

Thankfully, the Emperor saw through Dooku's scheme to enslave humanity to aliens, banks, and corporations, through the use of Jedi mind-control. The Jedi had been in secret league with the separatists - Count Dooku was one of their own, afterall - which is why they managed the war as poorly as they did, and it required a regime change on Coruscant to deal with the separatist threat.

Thankfully, the galaxy said "yes" to Palpatine, and "no!" to Dooku.

Just as you should say "yes!" to Empire, and "no!" to separatist rebellion.

 

Monday, May 25, 2015

A public service announcement:

NEVER FORGOTTEN

(Original artwork by Wil Woods here.)

HNN pays tribute to all the troopers who have given their lives, in great numbers, to the cause of galactic security and stability.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

A public service announcement:

Have you wanted to help the Empire, but are ineligible to serve in the Imperial Army, Navy, or Stormtrooper Corps?

Does your job or career prevent you from serving full-time directly in the Imperial Security Bureau (ISB) or elsewhere within the Commission for the Preservation of the New Order (COMPNOR)?

Not to worry!

The ISB is now certifying citizens and subjects of the Empire as "Noncombatants Against Rebels and Criminals" or "NARCs"!

You could become a NARC and help the Empire prevent insurrection, treason and crime in your neighborhood. The only reason not to join is if you are disloyal and have rebel sympathies.

Join the ISB as a civilian
and become a NARC today!

Please also inquire about the ISB's new Friends & Family plan! Turn in your friends and/or family for promotions or salary increases no matter what your line of work, level of competence, or credit history.

Some restrictions may apply. Friends and family already incarcerated for crimes against the Empire are not eligible to be turned in for special promotions. NARCs attempting to redeem favor from the ISB by turning in their personal enemies for dilatory reasons may be eligible for an all-expense paid incarceration at the spice mines of Kessel. The ISB's Friends & Family plan is suitable for children. Children orphaned due to their participation in the ISB's Friends & Family plan will be taken in as wards of the Empire and raised by the Committee for the Preservation of the New Order (COMPNOR) and enlisted in the Sub-Adult Group on the system of domicile. Being turned in to the ISB will probably lead to incarceration, but there are many reported incidents of re-education, torture, and especially execution. Rehabilitation is rare, and should not be counted on. Complaints about ISB customer service should be directed to turnmyselfin@isb.imp.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Join the Empire!

A public service announcement:

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Friday, April 3, 2015

Force Choke: It Could Happen To You!

A public service announcement:

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