Sunday, August 16, 2015

Conspiracy Theory Alderaan Finally Laid To Rest

  Video provides solid evidence that Alderaan shot first

IMPERIAL CENTER (CORUSCANT) - The recent release of discovered footage of the 'Alderaan incident' has demonstrated the clear defensive nature of the Empire's intent and actions during the unfortunate altercation.

Recently declassified footage of the Alderaan incident demonstrate that the outcome of that unfortunate occurrence was the result of purely defensive action on behalf the the Empire's DS-1 Orbital Battle Station and 'superlaser' platform.

With this solid evidence, any remaining conspiracy theories of the Empire's actions towards Alderaan being some sort of "atrocity" or "genocide", are clearly the product of a traitorous and/or deranged mind.

Ever since the unfortunate events leading to the destruction of the second planet in the Alderaan system, deviants, traitors and the mentally ill have alleged culpability of the Empire in the incident. Some have even gone so far as to to suggest that the events at Alderaan, and the vastly more tragic event that followed (the destruction of the DS-1), was an "inside job".

The video provides solid and incontrovertible evidence that the supposedly peaceful Alderaan fired a superlaser at the orbital station. Courageous action on the part of the command crew of the DS-1 station allowed the station to evade the attack. In order to safeguard itself and all the people aboard the station, the DS-1 was forced to retaliate against Alderaan, causing its destruction.

The DS-1 Orbital Battle Station had been in the Alderaan system in response to reports that the planet's leadership were advocating the overthrow of the galactic government. Only a station of the size of the DS-1 would be able to bring the necessary treatment and re-education to the population of Alderaan. Instead of allowing their people to be brought back into the warm embrace of Emperor Palpatine's New Order, the nepotistic leadership of Alderaan allowed the planet to be destroyed.


  1. My name is Ceresi Faran and I ask that you please take a few minutes of your time to hear what I have to say, for you will only find truth in my words, a truth the Empire doesn't want you to hear.

    My brother, Galadil Faran, was a member of the Alderaanian council before its destruction. The last time I was able to speak to him before the Alderaan incident, he talked about how he witnessed how the Empire slowly changed from ruling through diplomacy, to ruling through fear. From the disbanding of the Imperial Senate to the mere existence of the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station, this is shown time and time again. This instance just goes to prove my brother's statement even more. The people controlling Alderaan's Super-laser was a very small amount against the population of the planet. Why would the Empire choose to kill billions of people, when most of them had nothing to do with it? There were many people who backed the Empire whom were killed in the destruction of Alderaan along with many other innocent bystanders who did not choose to go against the Empire. So, why did the Empire do it? Because they wanted to instill fear into the people under their rule, only to further control us.

    It was this incident that caused many people including myself to join the Rebel Alliance in hopes that we can help protect you from this mass destruction that the Empire has chosen to instill upon those who don't deserve it. We will not stop until the Empire is gone, and the destruction of the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station aka the Death Star is only the beginning.

    If you are still reading do not believe the lies they are telling you, listen to the whole story, and join the cause that is fighting for what is right: The Rebel Alliance

    Ceresi Faran

  2. Ceresi Faran,

    Please have your bags packed when your friendly neighborhood ISB agent comes to collect you.

    You won't actually need the contents of your bags where you're going, but the widows and orphans of the Imperial troopers and naval crewers and pilots will appreciate them while you toil through your re-education in the spice mines of Kessel.

  3. Oh believe me they did try to detain me. Alas, ever since I joined the Rebel Alliance I have found that I have more allies than many people realize. Sympathizers and Rebel soldiers are everywhere among the population, and more importantly, in your ranks. I am long gong from the Delle system now, but don't worry, I'll be back when the time is right. But until then, wish luck to the widows and orphans who have missed out on a good catch.

    Ceresi Faran