Saturday, February 21, 2015

EXCLUSIVE: Naval Weapons Designer Discloses Development Details of TIE/sa Bomber

Sienar Fleet Systems' TIE/sa Bomber

HOTH SYSTEM - speaking while on tour in the Hoth System in the Anoat Sector, Dav Alexy - primary aide to Lira Wessex - disclosed that the Empire is developing improved mechanisms for the Sienar Fleet Systems TIE/sa Bomber, including, possibly, improved bombs and charges.

These improvements were said to include [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted]. These improvements would enable the Empire to further improve its capabilities to destroy rebel insurgents and put to rest seditious rumors of increased criminal activity.

While Mr. Alexy currently works together with Ms. Lira Wessex at Kuat Drive Yards, designing capital ships for the Imperial Navy, he remains in an advisory capacity with Sienar Fleet Systems in the development of fighter-size spacecraft. He toured the Hoth System in the wake of the crushing defeat of the rebellion led by Lord Darth Vader, Supreme Commander of the Imperial military forces.

Mr. Alexy was quick to point out that any rumors of similar upgrades to the rebels' X-Wing fighter craft were just that: rumors only. The X-wing's illicit and traitorous manufacturer, Incom Corporation, had been degraded into ineffectiveness after its corporate leadership, engineers and scientists had been found guilty of treason and justly sentenced to the spice mines of Kessel.

Mr. Alexy made further remarks, which accompanying COMPNOR agents clarified as not meaning that he had any particular admiration for the X-wing craft. Further, that these would soon be but a distant and unpleasant memory for the loyal citizenry of the Empire. Any reference to the alleged incident at Yavin IV would be considered sedition, punishable by forced labor or execution.

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