Saturday, February 21, 2015

Give those Rebels hell! Buy Imperial War Bonds.

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Imperial War Bonds are your way of showing the Emperor your support for law, order, and stability in the galaxy.

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Imperial War Bonds are a non-refundable grant to purchase war materiel for the Imperial war machine to crush the rebellion once and for all and should not be confused for an investment opportunity. Imperial War Bonds are not a collateralized debt obligation. In fact, the only collateral involved in Imperial War Bonds is the collateral damage imposed on those who allow themselves to be used as shields by the rebellion, or otherwise innocent bystanders.

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