Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Become a TIE Pilot With the Imperial Navy

IMPERIAL CENTER (CORUSCANT) - The Imperial Navy has released footage of a recent encounter with a rebel convoy as a tribute to its TIE pilots and naval crews. The footage demonstrates the power of the Imperial Navy and the pathetic desperation of those who seek to undermine galactic peace and security:

In releasing this video, the Imperial Navy calls on superior-bodied and mentally stalwart (ie. loyal) Imperial citizens to join the Imperial Navy in its mission to return law and order to the Outer Rim. Recruiters stand ready to process your application.

Join the Imperial Navy, now!

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