The light freighter craft of notorious criminal/terrorist Han Solo
CORELLIAN SYSTEM - The light freighter of the notorious spice smuggler and rebel sympathizer Han Solo has been located in a golf course not far from the Gold Beaches between Coronet and Tyrena.
Stormtroopers searching for the infamous fugitive responsible for escape of the traitor Senator Leia Organa report to have seen evidence of droids having been aboard the vessel.
One was overheard as saying: "Look sir, droids!"
Disloyal news outlets question the exact identity of the vessel, arguing that if the vessel had authentically been the Millennium Falcon, it would have evaded Imperial gunners.
Spokesmen for the Correllian Sector Group Navy call these doubts treasonous, calling for loyal Imperial citizens to support the Imperial gunnery crews who put their lives on the line every day to crush rebellions and criminal elements.
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