IMPERIAL CENTER (CORUSCANT) - Following the release of a rebel video attempting to terrorize loyal subjects of the Empire, the Commission for the Preservation of the New Order (COMPNOR) declares that the Empire will not be terrorized by these inhumane weapons.
The video in question, which HNN has decided not to release, shows a rebel bomber craft suspected of carrying genocidal weaponry. The video, which also makes a pathetic attempt to employ a fear-inducing soundtrack, includes writing of an alien nature. The language demonstrated that it is part of an alien plot to strike fear into the hearts of the Empire's natural constituency - humanity.
Speaking at a press conference on Imperial Central, COMPNOR spokesman Prop Agandist assured citizens that the Empire would meet the rebel-alien threat and that the competent fighter pilots of the Imperial Navy would shield them from these weapons of terror and mass destruction.
"All we have to fear is fear itself," Mr. Agandist said. "But we shall not fear, nor shall we falter, in our stalwartness against this alien barbarism."
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