Friday, May 8, 2015

COMPNOR: The Empire Will Not Be Terrorized!

Image of new rebel bomber craft, believed to be laden with genocidal weapons of mass destruction

IMPERIAL CENTER (CORUSCANT) - Following the release of a rebel video attempting to terrorize loyal subjects of the Empire, the Commission for the Preservation of the New Order (COMPNOR) declares that the Empire will not be terrorized by these inhumane weapons.

The video in question, which HNN has decided not to release, shows a rebel bomber craft suspected of carrying genocidal weaponry. The video, which also makes a pathetic attempt to employ a fear-inducing soundtrack, includes writing of an alien nature. The language demonstrated that it is part of an alien plot to strike fear into the hearts of the Empire's natural constituency - humanity.

COMPNOR spokesman, Mr. Prop Agandist

Speaking at a press conference on Imperial Central, COMPNOR spokesman Prop Agandist assured citizens that the Empire would meet the rebel-alien threat and that the competent fighter pilots of the Imperial Navy would shield them from these weapons of terror and mass destruction.

"All we have to fear is fear itself," Mr. Agandist said. "But we shall not fear, nor shall we falter, in our stalwartness against this alien barbarism."

HNN refuses to be used as a tool for this rebel propaganda in a way that some newsnets have been employed (example, another example).

HNN has a responsibility to give citizens the news that they need to know, not just everything that will excite their senses. That is why HNN remains the Most Loyal Name in News.

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